Horoscopes
(Last weeks was hidden after whatever I had to say. Not on purpose. I just forgot to tell you. Still you should read it. It's about obituaries.)
Aries-I have no idea what you think you’re doing but honestly I love it. That’s exactly what you should be saying to yourself. Self-boost, self-esteem, self-talk. If you’ve been overly concentrated on some narcissist or taking care of too many other people, stop that. I know it’s hard but you’re done.
Taurus-Watch the ego. If you detect the blaming of anyone else in your life for your bad moods, freyed friendships or not paying your bills on time, check yourself. Don’t kick yourself. Know that you’ve been working overtime protecting your inner child but that kid is safe now. Enjoy the mental vacation.
Gemini-Expect a lot of messages from your people who have passed. Not in the distant ancestor kind of way but those you knew recently. Friends, those you admired. It’s time to remember the magic and the telecommunication that comes from just breathing on this earth.
Cancer-Really look at life and make sure that’s where you want to be. Like WHERE YOU REALLY WANT TO BE. Honestly. Was there something more you wanted? Let me tell you something: your shell can be taken anywhere. That thing moves with you. Stop saying loved ones won’t support you or there isn’t a way. The world is waiting for you.
Leo-When I think of possibilities, I think of this week for you. Let ‘er rip.
Virgo-As we’re coming up on your season (but not quite yet) it’s time to conquer a nation, take what is yours (what’s really yours—-nothing delusional like people or a random car) and/or find the power in all the things you know you need.
Libra-Be kind to my Libra friend, Libra. It’s been a somewhat interesting year for you and in your luck and transformations and mental investments, you need balance. They don’t call you libra for nothing. Spa day.
Scorpio-Watch who you might hurt in small ways this next week. It’s not being mean but you’re a bit of a bull in a china shop this week. The positives to this? Your power is being acknowledged and admired. A LOT. Whatever you do in strategies is going to pay off and be applauded.
Sagittarius-If you want change, make it. Silly for me to say but this isn’t a “let’s see where the stars align” kind of time. It’s a “where’s the sexton? I have seas to cross and shores to visit” kind of time. Make sure you use your SPF.
Capricorn-Keep an eye on the children in your life. This could be someone you’ve birthed or just someone a bit younger than you who you feel kindness towards. It’s a time of knowing that you can be a mentor to anyone.
Aquarius-Go big. Land the plane. Make the thing. Whatever you decide this means, you guys are weird and the world needs weird. You have the brand that the world needs to buy. Sell that shit.
Pisces-money. Money. Money. Embrace, accept, finagle, master it. If you owe it, tell yourself it’s part of a system that you’re going to ace. Make debt sound like a purple heart and the will to laugh at it.
Thank you for coming to my astrological TEDtalk. I’ll see you next week
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