Horoscopes for a new world
Purchase second hand clothing and say hi to puppies of all ages. Also, listen to Stevie Wonder.
ARIES
There must be better ways to live, right? Not really. It just feels like a few other things are better than you right now. It’s temporary. You’re just particularly tender and porous right now, absorbing all the things around you. Not in the zeitgeist to say right now but put on some armor. It’s not heroic to be so sensitive that you fall over and lament and feel drool coming from the side of your mouth. Unless that’s what you’re into.
Today’s card: 9 of Swords
TAURUS
Lighten up. Drink water. Breathe air. Cancel some plans. Cut your hair. Whatever makes the weight of the world less is what needs to be done this week. The busyness that you sometimes enjoy will feel like a block this week. GIVE YOURSELF SPACE. Give yourself time. Give yourself loud music and manicures. Lighten up.
Today’s card: Ace of Pentacles
GEMINI
For all things great and beautiful please plan a thing. Something up coming and exciting. Make the lists. Make the mood board. Be visual with it. Is it a trip or party or a plan for yourself ie: schooling, a vacation, whatever. Do the research, change your mind, come back to it. The low level excitement that grows to high level thrill is needed right now as a big shift is upon all of your personalities and your enthusiasm is needed to run over.
Today’s card: 8 of Wands
CANCER
Please oh please oh please oh please. Let it go. It’s getting in the way. Whatever weird grudge you hold about something lame you did needs to be cleared from the dust laden origami of your brain. Change the story so there are no victims but you can be both the involved and the victor. There are sensual times and there’s an ex waiting for you to come back as a one nighter. Whether you’re up to it or not, say hi.
Today’s card: The Devil
LEO
Um. No. Not that one, the other one. This week is one of the rare ones where you find your humanity by not listening to your intuition and possibly questioning yourself too much. It’s a bit of a sense of loss or grief that’s floating around you. Please do yourself a great service and remember that feelings come from memories and not from the immediate sometimes. Remember who you are right now.
Today’s card: 8 of cups
VIRGO
You are so very you right now. Not in the clean a smudge off a stranger’s face kind of Virgo you but more of a get things done Virgo. A get up and go energy is going on and do be careful because a real nervous energy can come up around now, like too much coffee, that could make you nervous and acidic. Do things and then mark time to nap. Indulgent shower. Facial. And then remember that this moment does not last forever.
Today’s card: Queen of Wands
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LIBRA
It’s okay not to want to see anyone right now. It’s also totally okay not to want to leave the house. It’s a time for reflection and learning what you need so as to not be under anyones physical influence. What to you think when you’re not around people or a certain person? It’s a time for contemplation and getting your own information from your inner void.
Today’s card: The Hermit
SCORPIO
Pick up that broken heart, that disappointed gut and that overthinking brain that loves to analyze pain. Recovery time. Quiet, movies, read, showers. Mani-pedis. It’s a time of reflection and just accepting that sometimes things just hurt. A lot. And that people are part of this and there’s little to be done except to try not to do the same crap again and again.
Today’s card: 4 of Swords
SAGITTARIUS
Self sacrifice is only a good thing if you feel like your boundaries are being respected. It’s not exactly a time of giving things up in the name of love the way Disney has informed the zeitgeist. This week pay attention to energy vampires, pin holes in your chalice and random 5 cent charges to your credit card bill. Conserve yourself.
Today’s card: The Hanged Man
CAPRICORN
As we all know your work ethic is bar none. This week I’d like you to have that same focus on your joy. Your wants. Your arousal. Your needs. Your practicality often over shadows the indulgences that humans need. Take a breather. The world won’t stop working just because you’re having a good time. Do the things you want and then make sure you truly clock out.
Today’s card: Strength
AQUARIUS
I know you hate choices. They’re so…..human. In the midst of your perfectly coiffed looks and your galactic energy you’re going to have to make some this week. Please try not to walk into this process with dread. Spread your wings and choose what makes you HAPPY. Be the UFO everyone thinks you are and dont get caught up in your human brain.
Today’s card: Two of Swords
PISCES
Dude, with all of your pixie love dust there’s that drive to make sure EVERYTHING IS OKAY. You may be tempted to lie a little to make things alright. You know, a harmless little lie. Well, watch it, lovely. This week learning a little discomfort isn’t a bad thing. Also, if they find out you bent the truth even a little, it’s going to be so much more dramatic than usual. It’s that outside energy of things changing around you.
Today’s card: 7 of Swords.
Thanks for coming to my astrological TedTalk! See you next week!