Horoscopes for a time of change and a decent meal

Let's not go into this week hungry.

Thank you for being patient last week. My business has been support by my projections starting in November 2019. I’ve seen most of this coming. Covid, the breaking down of our political structure, the denial. Which is hard for not only the people living it but also for the person making the prediction. For people who do this work seriously it’s a burden we carry. So when big things happen, we need a minute to process—-not just for what we knew and wished we didn’t, but for us as human beings. This work takes quite a bit of distancing in order to both read clearly and remain healthy.

Without further ado, this weeks horoscopes:

Aries

Hey girl, it’s a time of unseen gifts if I do say so myself. You’re not alone no matter what you insist. There’s emotional support you’re not aware of, what you need is right there and to quote some person :The universe is conspiring for your best and highest good. So quit with the negative right now. Focus on the immediate and build from there.

Taurus

Look at you, you virtuoso! Your talents of master dreamer and artist are perfect this week for making things happen. Fact is, it’s the dreamers and artists that move us ahead. Be careful but don’t hold yourself back. The carefulness should only come watching how you talk yourself out of things. There’s no room for that this week. Get out there and do the thing.

Gemini

Get your progressives from the optometrist and look right into the heart of your shadow. Why not? You already KNOW what’s in there. You created it, nurtured it and kept it in a cool dry place. Now make friends with it. Use it for good, use it for battle, pass all the tests even if you’re perceived to fail. What’s that mean? It means live and avoid perfection. Perfection is BORING.

Cancer

You know there’s a fine line between a rip roaring good time and immediate desires fulfilled at a dangerous cost. This week watch your repressed energy, sweet crab boil. If your stars are too comfy, you don’t allow yourself to let off steam regularly and your homebody tendencies don’t get balanced out. This is a week where you could easily indulge and go too far. Allow yourself some daily sin and let some air slowly out of the overblown balloon. Please stay away from self-loathing, shame, jealousy and fear. Embrace loud music and rough art.

Leo

Well, if I didn’t feel it with all my senses I wouldn’t believe it. Devour the hell out of everything. Honestly your wish can come true but it will have hidden ramifications. AND THEN EMBRACE THOSE TOO. This is not time for spitting out the pits, kittens. Also, pay the bills you think you can put off.

Virgo

Hey there naked lady riding around on a horse. Fuck. No wait. That’s lady Godiva. Hey there lady with bale of wheat, you are hearing the universe just fine. My brethren will kill me but I’m not so sure you should be listening to the tarot cards, the crystal balls or the horoscopes this week. You can hear the earth turning this week so go by your intuition. I’m not going to say “listen to your gut” because you’ve mastered the art of the gut problems but if anything creative, romantic or energizing comes to you, go for it. AUTHENTICITY AND DARKNESS ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

My grandparents in 1952. Sullivan County, NY. Entenmann’s crumb cake was always near by.

Libra

Grumpy much? Don’t be. I mean, you can be but there’s not much reason to be. There’s a big opening cleared for you but you are so used to gatekeeping you can’t see it. Give out information that you feel gives you power. It doesn’t. Enriching community does. Let people in for free to the club, give out beauty tips, let people feel great about themselves and then run with it. Generosity will suit you well this week. Also, big money.

Scorpio

As every astrologer is telling us we are opening up to a new time with Pluto going into Aquarius, it’s easy to tell you that you are about to walk into eternal change. Your personal evolution is at hand and it’s very exciting. Stop creating drama to avoid getting to the heart of the matter. Change the habits. Enjoy fluffy bunnies and a new sense of self. Also, it’s a great week for a hair appointment.

Sagittarius

I know you love expressing your power. That’s a good thing. BUT leadership without a break can exhaust and take a toll on your immunity. Comfort and health is key this week. Feeling solid in your strengths so you’re not the only one to show how great you is part of what will work right now. Let someone else shine and take a second to breathe. You’re about to start a very creative time and you’ll need everyone on your team to build the kingdom.

Capricorn

Try not to hold on to anything too much this week, Capricorn. The addicted habits that can control your life might seem a bit shiny and cool this week but you have the strength just to be. Especially this week. Recognize your power and inner fire. Also, anything with visual arts/color/a medium that you can bring back from childhood will do wonders for your nervous system.

Aquarius

This could be a dramatic week if you trust what you see only. There’s more. There’s another side to every story. Does this have to do with other humans? Yes it does. Think change and evolving relationships. If you lost two friends and gained 6 friends this week it wouldn’t surprise me. Be open to random invites.

Pisces

Pisces, do me a favor and create your own luck. This energy for you is about work. Going to work, putting in the work, changing what work means to you. You don’t have to rely on what society views as “work”. This is a “master of your own domain” kind of energy. If you’ve been relying on something or some one and it’s been nagging at you, this is the ultimate week to change that. Start the plan and then call the cab.

Thank you for coming to my astrological TedTalk. See you next week!