Horoscopes for the dark disco

Don't look too deep into it. It just came up at dinner last night.

ARIES

I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t channel it myself but in the midst of the rift of whatever is going on in the world right now, it’s a great time to start a fresh. Something new. Launch a thing, start a fanzine, apply to the dream. This could easily mean that that first step takes you somewhere you didn’t expect but this week, go big or go bigger.

Your card: Ace of Wands

TAURUS

Hey, don’t feel so bad. Sure, there’s a lot of crap flying around but also you need a bit of “you time”. There’s a feeling of low self esteem or just making too many jokes at your own expense and it can affect you. You can be an emotional bull in a china shop right now so please reflect on your lovely skin or shiny teeth.

You card: Queen Of Wands reversed.

GEMINI

You’ve grown so much this year. Let’s not throw a monkey wrench into it. There’s a bit of the energy of sabotage this week. You can turn that around to your best advantage by just looking at things differently. Change your binoculars, please.

Your card: The Moon

CANCER

Oooohhh gurl. Watch your own side of the street. Also, you’re in the midst of potentially be reluctant to own up to your own stuff. Share. Be gently honest. Trust. No one is here to hurt you when they ask you to do right by them. Your shell could get in the way and hurt someone. Also, drink lots of water.

Your card: 4 of Pentacles

LEO

Those crazy dreams you have of making a movie or building a yurt of marshmallows or creating a ceramics studio for penguins? This is the surge of energy you’re going to be feeling. The want for adventure combined with the need of bringing old stuff in your brain to reality. Get ready for big changes you’re ugently needing.

Your card: Page of Wands

VIRGO

Well, this is the week of a big course change. You may have to acknowledge past mistakes or truly dishonest behavior so it makes for a heady week. Look at it as an end to deception and a shift to a bigger better airier collaborations. It’s all about clearing the plate for better people and sharing.

Your card: 7 of Swords reversed

from the lovely deck: A Self-Portrait Tarot Deck By Emily Barletta

LIBRA

I sure hope you like team challenges, finding mentors and finding your footing with new work partners. Now’s your time to shine as you do specialize in balance. It might be a little tricky since there could be a few old triggers BUT PLEASE REMEMBER TO LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW YOU SURVIVED THAT ONE and then put those hidden skills into good use. I’m kind of excited for you.

Your card: 3 of Pentacles

SCORPIO

Your self imposed exile that you insist you live in is in for a surprise. This week is about breaking free. Freedom of self and creative blocks. You’re still going to have to do the work of life but the light is going to be coming in whether you play the dark knight or not.

Your card: 8 of Swords reversed

SAGITTARIUS

Love is in the air, baby. I’m not saying it has to be of another human being. Could be many human beings. Could be the end of a family clash. Could be just a great week of people showing themselves to you. Could be the self love is working. Whatever it is, *smooch*

Your card: Page of Cups

CAPRICORN

If you need it, say it. This week is about getting stuff. Real stuff. Honesty, love, a new couch, a lift home, a new friend. Shared resources. It’s a time of seeing how magickal magnetism exists. Embrace it and stop working against it.

Your card: 6 of Pentacles

AQUARIUS

This week is all about you, Aqua man/woman/person. Sensuality, radiance, abundance. It’s lunar and giving. Ego can get in the way this week——be it yours or someone else’s so tread carefully.

Your card: The Empress

PISCES

People think you can be loopy but this week sure shows your best “reliable friend” energy. There’s a glowing groundedness around you this week that’s going to work well with your community/friend group/chosen family. Be miserly with money this week. Let your reliability come out in acts of service and hugs more than monetary.

Your card: Knight of Pentacles

Thanks for coming to my astrological TedTalk! See you next week!

xo HC