Horoscopes for the first week of spooky season.
Which means y'all feel better about coming to me for readings. It's true.
Aries
Just the master dreamer, aren’t you? All the attention and knowing your presence makes every moment better. CAREFUL THIS WEEK, HOT STUFF. You and power can have a tough time together. Watch the ego. It could lead to seeing yourself as the victim and not the victor. Also, if you’re a car owner, have your tires checked.
Taurus
People just don’t give you enough credit for your contribution to creation, artistic ability. The bull is great to have as signet but good god it should be a bowl of the kind of comfort food that makes you believe in god. This week you will be surrounded by the opportunity of Taurus. Sensual, abundant and full of opportunity.
Gemini
Take your vitamin C, twins. So much excitement brewing—-I just don’t want you to burn out. Which you could. Make sure you approach all of this fun with grace and measure. Not your favorite, I know but this week there will be more people watching that you wished you impressed.
Cancer
I know you think life should always be brimming with pleasure just remember not to use others to justify your behavior. Don’t let things fester, watch any dishonesty. You’re going to need a few people you’ve cast aside. On a good note (cuz it’s not all bad—at least I’m giving you a heads up) this is an amazing time for emotional clearing. A sense of peace and the aching lessons of heart and soul. Also, board games.
Leo
You’re going to love this, you big fluffy cat: This week is about all the good stuff. Not that it’s going to not be achy and there won’t be longing—-that happens too, but big outcomes happen this week into next week. Think harvest. What you sewed, you’ll reap.
(Reclaiming your time. Rep Maxine Waters.)
Virgo
In your need for organization and shiny new things PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND SHOW THE WORLD YOUR FUN, FABULOUS, EDGY SIDE. Virgo, virgo, virgo. Enough of holding it in. Let it out. The crazy, the funny, the fupa tucked into the spanx. LET IT OUT. I have been told by some astrologer friends that Virgos are the lovable sickos of the zodiac. Prove them right.
Libra
Man, everything has the capacity to be SO ANNOYING this week. Guess why? Because you’re not being as kind to yourself as you should be. You’re strong and wanted but this week you may be on your own—-as in not getting the easy sugar you’re used to. So please don’t bite anybody’s head off, just indulge yourself and romance the one person that can make or break your day (that’s you for the record).
Scorpio
You are so romantic you can’t control yourself. Your leather jacket and good hair and dark mystique only work because you love a story, an image, the gift of image to your betrothed. Bring affection to everything this week. The quiet presence you’ve mastered can be comforting to those around you that need support right now. It’s a week of community and care.
Sagittarius
Don’t you hate an energy vampire? Well, guess what?! We can all be one to someone out there. Yup. It’s the week to watch what you’re sucking up in the wake of other people that could use what you’re not. In other words, just read the room. Lend a hand. Look at the best part of that moment, stay in the present and celebrate. Please don’t go on about your favorite Ikea instruction manual.
Capricorn
Smooches. Messages in the wind. Displays of respect and affection. All wrapped up with keeping boundaries. Nice, right? Just remember that a boundary is only a boundary if you keep it. This is a time of bringing romance in but only if you are NOT a pushover. If someone shows you any flag that isn’t completely green, just know there’s always another treat in the vending machine of love.
Aquarius
Oh you are going to feel a lot this week. Drama may take over your life and you must remember you are not the first or last to feel feelings like a mere mortal. You’re a bit more earth bound this week. Take a deep breath and remember you are the creator of all this stuff. If it’s not working, pick another door.
Pisces
Your Stevie Nicks approach to life looks a lot different this week. You have even more ability to take action. Goals, if they are really yours, will be clear and concise. This is a time of cool power and smooth delivery. Enjoy the tidal wave.