Horoscopes for the uncertain.

and the terribly certain.

ARIES

Big dreamer stuff is what this is about. This week is about the charisma of your energy. Soother of bumps and grinds. It’s a time for wrangling exactly what you need and going forth for the things you can’t imagine you’d do. Ask them out or truly apologize. Whatever fits. Also, get enough protein—-don’t be stingy.

Your card: Knight of Cups

TAURUS

If you have ever been labeled an empath, now is not the time to state that you cannot function because of someone else’s stuff. Stop with the drama. This is about learning that your power is not in the getting of attention but definitely about having the power to protect your peace. Drama is your decision. You are not the victim. This can be a wonderful time if you decide to explore your emotional holes instead of mindlessly filling them.

Your card: Queen of Cups reversed

GEMINI

If you’ve been wanting to start afresh, this is your time. Inspiration for ideas and motivation are at all time high. Trust your gut, trust your intuition, just trust you. You know.

Your card: Ace of Wands

CANCER

Full on crab week here. There’s a tendency to stay in your shell, at home. There’s a little bit of that inner energy that might cause you not to feel the need to communicate but please do go out of your way to express your feelings. There’s an opportunity for real intimacy this week. Tender and Kind.

Your card: Hermit reversed

LEO

Look right into your own brain this week. If you’re licking a wound, stop. Hold onto great things. Feel the wind in your mane. Know who you are, it’s your talent. Also, anything in working with groups of people is a place for your own success to go in and blend into the energy.

Your card: Five of Cups reversed

VIRGO

In all your organizational zeal, you are also in a state of emotional flow that can only benefit you. Healthy detachment, an ability to receive gifts. This week brings an ease if you allow for it. It’s also an interesting week for money. Request the raise, demand the payment (gracefully), endow yourself with what you know you need.

Your card: Ace of Cups

LIBRA

Rest, please. Things are finally coming together. It might be last minute but things are working out and we’re seeing proof that action has been taking place behind the scenes in your favor. Please nap happily.

Your card: Seventh of Pentacles

SCORPIO

In your dark allure, you are also very very very generous. You’ll be feeling the glow of that generosity this week. Be careful not to give too much of yourself. Too much energy out and not enough energy in could happen easily. The high of the flow could be too much so tread lightly. Also, make sure you get vitamin D some way. Food, sun. Keep infection away.

Your card: Six of Pentacles

SAGITTARIUS

This week you’ll be finding out if things are as bad as you thought or did you do a number on yourself? Were you so convinced you didn’t deserve better that everything seemed to be against you? Be kind to yourself this week even if this doesn’t sound exactly right. The energy could be confusing and it’s important that you remain your own best advocate.

Your card: Seven of Wands

CAPRICORN

What a time of community. Building, opportunity, seeing life clearly. Expect beautiful moments and long, relieving breaths. Bring your creativity to this opportunity. Write, draw, sculpt, whatever. Let your people help you. Be cradled. Be hugged. Be adored.

Your card: Ten of Pentacles

AQUARIUS

Water bearer, your charisma and allure is both your power and your tendency to knock over the potted palm. This week, keep an eye on both. Don’t by any means keep your glory to yourself. Your inner power can keep the cool in the hottest room but also be mindful of the boldness that gets in the way. Stay galactic.

Your card: King of Cups

PISCES

Hey, fishies, please watch the bucks. And the coins. And the bitcoin or any made up money. It’s time to take stock. I say this in the best way. Just a little attention, even if you’re in the red, could make a big difference. Your energy is about getting money support or at least some sanity where there isn’t any. This is a time to feel grounded and the universe is ready to hold your hand/wallet.

Your card: King of Pentacles

Thank you for coming to my astrological TedTalk. See you next week!

xoHC