Horoscopes for the Young and the Restless and the Old and Mighty

and everyone in between

ARIES

No fluff. No fancy. Just the steel I-beams that make you you. It’s a week of solidity and solidarity. In other news, health is key this week. Pay attention to foods that don’t make you feel great. Sit in the space of health without the idea of humility. Also iron. Eat it. Pump it.

Your card: Knight of Swords

TAURUS

There may be a lot of feeling of being left behind or left out. You’re not wrong but you’re not right either. There’s a lot of past triggering so feelings from the past—-more specifically from your early, awkward teen years will be bubbling up. So it’s you, it’s just not this you. Be bold. Be around people. Get the theatre tickets, find the party.

Your card: Two of Cups

GEMINI

It’s all about mom stuff this week. Good, bad, Earth, sourdough starter, all the mothers. It’s about where stuff starts from so if you hit a speed bump or issue that seems too big, look at where the issue started from. Where did it take root? Where did you decide there was only one way to do something? There’s two parts of you, use both.

Your card: Nine of Cups

CANCER

You’re better than that. Stop the shit. You know better. Be hot. Be saucy. Stop settling.

Your card: Judgement

LEO

Oh you can be indignant. WOW. So good at marching out and slamming doors and bringing the drama. This week, go for it. Sometimes you gotta shift energy with big noises and DEMANDS. I support this message.

Your card: King of Wands

VIRGO

Joy. Positivity. Release. Allow whatever open attitude you can. You natural ease you have with tension won’t allow itself to sit in your body this week. If you allow it, this week could be the inner vacation you’ve been in need of. Allow it, demand it.

Your card: Ace of Pentacles

Detail from Sandro Botticelli’s Madonna of the Pomegranate, 1487, in the Uffizi Galleries. The symbol of the pomegranate has been variously interpreted over the centuries. When Botticelli was painting, it was associated with Neoplatonic philosophy, which Lorenzo de’ Medici and his Florentine Academy were rediscovering. The pomegranate represented the divinity containing the multiple, in the same way that a pomegranate contains an exceptional number of grains containing seeds. This pomegranate also alluded to the meaning of death and resurrection, represented by the myth of Persephone, who lived in the underworld during autumn and winter and returned to the earth in spring and summer. Pluto, in order to force her to return to the Underworld, made her secretly eat a pomegranate seed.⁠

LIBRA

The seat of power is where you like to be. Socially, idealistically, mentally. Well, this week is AMAZING for all these things. There’s an inner high I can only compare to adrenaline but it’s healthier. It’s a clarity of mind and of heart. I’m excited for you. One thing though: you’ll feel clear but no moving money. Try to avoid big decisions. Good chance if you stall, you could get it for cheaper and/or free.

Your card: The Hermit reversed

SCORPIO

This too, shall pass. I know there’s a heaviness around a few things right now—-or one big thing. But there are some directionals coming into the play right now to lead you out of the fray. There’s an offering of softness you need to start letting the air out of your over filled balloon. You’re being good, if not too good. Have some ice cream.

Your card: Queen of Swords reversed

SAGITTARIUS

Your caretaker tendencies are in high demand these days. They might be for a bit longer. That’s okay. There’s an important shift going on these days. The caretaking isn’t draining if you’re paced and voice your concerns. Also, business is in the air. You’re apt to have good ideas and be a bit of a magnet for money.

Your card: Ace of Swords

CAPRICORN

Sleep if you can. Eat well if you can. Get off your feet if the dogs are howling. This week more than most is about your center. I know it’s basic but it’s all connected to your nervous system. Calm. Not just an added yoga breath but the real stuff. Brush your teeth and floss. Your heart is tender during this time. Dance if you can. Love even more.

Your card: Three of Swords reversed

AQUARIUS

There’s a lightness that most people think you have but for you, it’s your everyday. This week you’ll feel your own lightness and thus, your own light. Enjoy this time. You’re in your element and it’s to prepare you for a lot of opportunity next week. Get ready.

Your card: Seven of Pentacles

PISCES

Figs and fancy nuts and chunks of chocolate. Or cheese and bread. Whatever you thing you’d like to nibble on while under a tree of choice while singing a favorite song at the top of your lungs. Find the softest way to let off some steam. Think folly. Think needed chaos. But with lots of pillows.

Your card: The Fool

Thank you for coming to my astrological TedTalk. See you next week!

xoHC