Horoscopes: If the scheduling is correct, today is a big holiday for some people
and you still need your vitamins and your horoscopes so drink up...
I’m not sure how everyone does it. Keeping up with every platform, it’s questionable existence, being “relevant” (if you breathe, you are), making sure commerce to support you is commerce that supports you….. I have to tell you that as someone who people come to for answers, this isn’t it. It can’t be. The body doesn’t feel good doing it. The body should and is our barometer for living on this planet. Alas, we don’t listen.
This next year make sure you listen to your body. Listen to the very first inner voice you hear. Not the second. Not the one that you’ve decided is smarter than the first. It’s not smarter. The second voice is the voice that keeps you safe from people that think you should listen to them and not yourself. It’s the most important year to tune into you and not “teachers”. We all know why we’re here.
Come see me one on one:
On that note, I have a convenient 12 horoscopes for you.
Aries
Aries, come on. Go deep into your fiery soul and make shit happen. Today, tomorrow and well into the first week of January. Make it happen, light it on fire, tell the world, start the process. This is honestly about starting, creating and honing something that gives you the enthusiasm of 4000 Swiftys. That’s a lot of adrenaline. That’s what I’m talking about.
Taurus
When in doubt, which you rarely are, but just in case this week buy the flowers. Plants, flowers, ephemera. This is a very sensual time for you. All the senses. Nature. It’s important even for you existence right now. Work with the earth, the weather. Pay attention to what’s closest to you. It’s a time to ground, yes but to also be aware of the human animal you are. Keep that nervous system calm.
Gemini
You’re the kind of friend that always has bail money. You know where the bodies are buried but you’ll never, ever tell. You’re willing to sit through the 8th showing of Valley Girl for your heartbroken bff. This is a week to embrace your community. Highlight the relationships that you have invested time into. Be careful not to put energy into those that you wish were more prominent. Let them go and lighten the load.
Cancer
If there’s an opportunity to come clean, tell the truth or spill all, now is your time. Release tension. Tell the stories. The real vibrant stories of your life. Be transparent. Build intimacy.
Leo
As you prep for this next year, breathe. Please. The energy of fabulousity of you Leos is often at the expense of the lungs. This week make sure you’re out of harms way of drafts and sneezy loved ones. Also, be kind to yourself. The shadow of grief looms not so much large as a whisper that wont go away unless you admit it, write about it or tattoo it.
Virgo
Hi Virgo. This week before we hit the new year, get ready to master avoidance. Yup. Your tendency to fix everything, organize and “make things right” will come out on high this coming week and honestly the demand for these skills from those around you will knock the stuffing out of you. Let stuff go. Observe and dare I say…forget?
(the work of puppeteer/artist Robert Anton either judging you or trying to tell you there’s arugula stuck in your teeth)
Libra
This week you have the energy of a fancy old school New York movie. Shiny. Dressed up. Syncopated dance moves. This week for you is about your brightness, your dazzle. GET COMFORTABLE WITH IT. Don’t deny or try to lessen this light. That is not remotely honorable. Go big.
Scorpio
Ugh. Paperwork. No one wants that from the sexy mysterious vampire of the zodiac but hey, life is life. This is not the week to ignore such systematic issues. Get on top of that. Next week looks groovier provided you don’t ignore the responsibilities that will make you feel good if you take care of them.
Sagittarius
BIG PLANS. Make them. Shape them. Change them. Put them back. It’s a life puzzle week and things can really take shape and spark major movement. Go.
Capricorn
Softness, please. There’s a lot of rushing and moving going on but I do ask that you take your time. Lay down for a nap. Put the pen down. There’s a tendency for small, time consuming mistakes otherwise. Make life easier…at almost all costs.
Aquarius
As far out and weird as you are you are most definitely the most grounded this week. Funny, isn’t it? Fact is, you have a lot of power to help make decisions this week. So enjoy this. With the more interesting energy swirling around, those around you will see that you speak the language needed. Consider yourself the ambassador to the galactic.
Pisces
There’s going to be the feeling that you’ll need to nit-pick a bit this week. A need to voice your opinions about small things that loom large. It’s okay to share your discomfort but do let your brain unfold to see whats really happening. Insight will come from both those inner folds AND those around you. Being defensive is not your best strategy this week but being open and bulletproof will be.
Thank you for coming to my astrological TedTalk. See you next week-ish.