The portrait of a horoscope as a young artist

Not really. I'm reaching here....but the horoscopes are legit.

Aries

Look, if you are feel bound, paralyzed and powerless—-buck up. You have it in you to escape, approach a difficult topic or just chill out. Yes, you are the person who got you into the mess you’re in. That’s okay. This week is the easiest week to give yourself radical acceptance and release.

Taurus

OOF, this is an emotional time. I know, it’s that time of year and family and blah blah blah but holy crap does this put you in the seat of power! There are cycles to destroy, luxury to be had and plans to change. Keep in mind some of these things might come from places unknow and ITS IMPORTANT TO KNOW THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE CONTROL DOESN’T MEAN IT’S BAD.

Gemini

Dude, I love vampire movies. All of them. Every last one. But real life, too draining. Who on earth is draining you? It’s time to take inventory of those that just suck the life out of you. Your options will be either to get rid of them or compartmentalize a big better. You have the superpower of a very strong shield. Now is the time to use it.

Cancer

Baby, make fear your friend. You tendency to remember your regrets and now your bestest days gets taxing. Embrace those that laugh with you, think you’re fabulous and have great books. Don’t let the coolness chase you away. Embrace all the things that are amazing about you. Friends, art, availability of grace.

Leo

Fate. Fortune. Destiny. It’s about these things if you can stay present. Release your preoccupation with possible future outcomes. Enough with the “if only I did this” crap. Know that you are here now and start the strategy to get stratespheric. Plans can be make easily with immediate results if you can exist with who you are at this very moment—-not the kid you were.

Virgo

Damn you’re overly dramatic when things aren’t good. Let’s take that energy this week and call it an active imagination that brings in universal knowledge and creates art and love and encouragement. That’s it. Have a nice day.

Libra

Woof, this is a week of getting to the finish line. Wrap things up. Have the talk. Book the mover or the airline tickets. Tell them it’s over. Propose. Let’s make sure that when it’s time for new beginnings, you’re packed and ready to go.

Scorpio

When you’re not being the coolest kid in the room, people forget you are a walking encyclopedia of stuff to know. This week people are going to need your knowledge whether you think you know it or not…LETS NOT FORGET UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE/PSYCHIC DOWNLOADS/CRAP YOU’VE FORGOTTEN. Let’s remember that if you’ve forgotten you can remember it too. Bring what you know back to life. You’re solid in your community this week.

Sagittarius

If you get a minute or 20, please stretch. This week is about your fascia. Yes, that phenomena that I call the plastic bag of the body. It covers all of our bodies and is an unrealized/unremembered organ, so to speak. It holds emotion and accommodates the healing of the rest of the body. This is a very somatic week for you, Sag, if you haven’t noticed and this is all about upping your immunity.

Capricorn

What is your origin story, Capricorn? This week there’s a lot to be said about where you came from. There’s a good chance that you’ve been working on detaching yourself from that story——and that’s a good thing—-but there’s an opportunity this week to look at it again with the new, adult eyes you have to see something that will help you in your own inner strategy. It’s how you look to other people that you’ll need to see and appreciate.

Aquarius

I know you’re the spaceman of the Zodiac and all that but the truth is when there’s universal alignment, you’re in your best place. No wonder these earthings don’t understand you and you feel out of sorts. This week is a perfect time of minimalism, motivation and starting fresh. A blank slate to balance your own universe. It’s a time of pleasure from new sources in soulful gestures.

Pisces

Dude. Chamomile tea, weighted blankets, streaming a comedy series, fluffy slippers, hugs, puppies and kittens. All things that help you stave off anxiety is good. You can’t fix the world Pisces but you can help those in the trenches and keep yourself calm. The world and those that love you need you comfy. You need you comfy. Let’s keep blood pressure down without the threat of trying to do too much.

Thank you for coming to my Astrological TedTalk. I’ll see you next week!