Archive - Heather’s Substack

Horoscopes. Please remember you have a right to the deeply personal.

We might forget that these days.

Jul 8 •

Heather Carlucci

June 2025

Horoscopes from the Volcanoes

Real ones. Like the big kind. No lava. That would ruin the vibe.

Jun 27 •

Heather Carlucci

Horoscopes for the Young and the Restless and the Old and Mighty

and everyone in between

Jun 16 •

Heather Carlucci

May 2025

April 2025

Diversifying. So I teach.

I never really thought about teaching when I started out.

Apr 26 •

Heather Carlucci

Horoscopes to keep you from drunk texting the ex

or to get you to laugh at doing so if you've already done it.

Apr 25 •

Heather Carlucci

Horoscopes for the dark disco

Don't look too deep into it. It just came up at dinner last night.

Apr 17 •

Heather Carlucci

Horoscopes for a new world

Purchase second hand clothing and say hi to puppies of all ages. Also, listen to Stevie Wonder.

Apr 8 •

Heather Carlucci

March 2025

Horoscopes with a soundtrack

Mel Torme's This House Is Haunted

Mar 24 •

Heather Carlucci

Horoscopes keep horoscopin'.

Someone's gotta do it.

Mar 17 •

Heather Carlucci

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